Non -ist insults
I think this ones ok. You don’t think it could be interpreted to be homophobic?

I think this ones ok. You don’t think it could be interpreted to be homophobic?

Tacky is not something I would use. Tacky is generally associated with social rites and socio-economic snobbery. Don’t call people tacky!

Tacky is not something I would use. Tacky is generally associated with social rites and socio-economic snobbery. Don’t call people tacky!

Another suggestion, for someone full of themselves: More self-absorbed than a triple-ply diaper (and twice as full of crap).

I think this one also passes the test. Doesn’t insult any identities or minorities but still points out a resemblance to something awful!

The shitting on the grave part is probably a bit harsh and horrid for my tastes, but I think pubic louses are an excellent object to insult with!
Edit: just realised it said public instead of pubic. LOL. I think pubic works better! Hahahaha

The shitting on the grave part is probably a bit harsh and horrid for my tastes, but I think pubic louses are an excellent object to insult with!

Edit: just realised it said public instead of pubic. LOL. I think pubic works better! Hahahaha
Enemy of goodness

Thanks again to asezawesome for thisn suggestion.

Enemy of goodness (truth, beauty)

Well no one wants to oppose good do they?  Because good is well…good.  As is truth and beauty!

Shit

No one really wants to be poo do they?  It’s insulting because poo is yucky, and no one really wants to be yucky.

Shithead, shitbreak, shitface, wipe your mouth you are dribbling shit.  Be careful to not use this to link to male homosexuality, in which case, it is a homophobic slur, and you don’t want to be a shit, so don’t do that.

Arse

Arse/ass, and all it’s derivatives - arsehat, arsehole, arsewipe.  Must be careful to not link these insults to sexual activity, but generally they are saying someone is a producer of waste product.

If you have any suggestions, please submit!

Douche

Douche and it’s variants - douchecanoe, douchebag.  -nozzle, -guzzler, -rocket, -humper, -canoe) (With thank to asezawesome_ for the variants)

Okay - doesn’t speifcially reference a minority group or marginalised group.  Insulting because douches are useless, uneccessary, and additionally, actually harmful to vulvas and vaginas (and so potentially, their owners!)